| Can you get me free shipping at {Tom’s Employer} |
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| Sure can, get a Prime Membership and you will get free shipping on most of your orders. |
| Can you get me free Prime membership? |
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| Nope. I don’t get free prime, or even discounted prime membership. If you do find a discount, let me know! |
| What was you last New Year’s Resolution? |
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| Many years ago I made a New Year’s resolution never to make another New Year’s Resolution. So far I have stuck with it. |
| What is your favorite beer? |
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| I detest beer. |
| What is your favorite sport? |
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| See the answer about beer, and substitute sport for beer. |
| Did you REALLY spend 16 years in Australia? Have you ever pet a Kangaroo? A Wombat? Do you like Vegemite? |
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| Yes, Yes, Yes, and see Beer. |
| Are you a Democrat or a Republican? |
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| Neither. A am zealously independent, mainly because I can’t stand what I see as the hypocrisy of both political parties. |